Month: November 2013

Let’s Gain Together ! :D

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Now, how many of us really know about the perfect size ? Leave the people belonging to the fashion industry, is there any other vote to be counted ? No !

Well, talking about sizes and the perfect one has always been a much heated and a popular agenda since beginning. The self consciousness which is taking the “figure” of awareness is a positive thing with loads of negatives.
Note this .. “that sipping coffee, with glasses on and writing doesn’t make me an accompalished writer just like, being slim with no meat on, doesn’t make you a super model” it certainly won’t work ever ! If I am not supposed to comment on the other person’s writing skills then how are you supposed to pass any sort of offensive remarks ? Oh, I know that “I am just being a critic” formula applied everywhere. Even if you are one, kindly respect the other person’s feelings towards your not so sarcastic joke which was to be taken lightly(according to you).

Now, coming up on the picture above which says “I Think It’s Time For Change, Magazines Should Be Filled With Models Of Different Sizes.” Absolutely darling, the curves are much in and needed. Atleast be a little soft to the boys little Miss Bones, in that context. Haha, oh you didn’t get my humour ? Well, it’s for the people who are “Healthy”, “Fat”, “Chubby’ and “Meaty” (my version). Everyone loves meat god dammit only dogs hog around with bones.
So all you need is to stay a little fit in context of your sugar and blood pressure controls, else is a bang on.

It is not your fault to be a gainer instead of a “loser” ! You just love food, we all love food and it’s the best.

So from now on if someone comments on your extra muscles just show them a little bit of it and let them faint down.

Jingle bells Jingle bells, Pringles all the way ! Ho ho ho !

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EXAM TIME PRESSURE COOKER .. !

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Just when I thought that I’ll try my best to enjoy the forthcoming winters, I am greeted well by my ‘DATE-SHEET’  not to treat me well.
Aah, why always this happens ? Like hasn’t it already been happening with us since school time ! Happily crashing our dream holidays and killing our mood to death royally, and guess what they enjoy doing it (Those jealous education system holders).
This is extremly heartbreaking to suffer with the pain and pressure of exams throughtout the winters. Oh, how ? I’ll tell you now… First half gets wasted while we are representing ourselves as good actors by just opening up the book and looking there somewhere in between with a strained vision, that’s where our innocent parents gets trapped and the Second half in the waiting for the damn result which we don’t even want to recieve. I mean come on, do we really need to know what did we score ? Not at all buddy, so keep the useless sheet with you only and let’s settle down the matter right there only.

You see, many of us should agree to this, that exam strains are really a pain and I wish we had a system for them to get removed but let’s not get so optimistic amd imaginary.

At the end of the day we know where this story is going to end and how are we going to suffer these winters… Some part shivering and some part getting scared.

Happy winters ! 🙂

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LET’S MAINTAIN SOME DISTANCE !

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READ IT LOUD, WHAT’S WRITTEN IN THE PICTURE ! Yes, exactly you read it right. Do I look like I care if you even exist anymore my not so ‘dear friend’. So shut up and listen to what I have to say.

How many times have we all been stuck with such people who just know to lick your paw and piss you off. That’s the exact breed of people I am talking about the ones ‘please stay away’  type. They are in a huge amount and can be easily spotted . Hah, wait you don’t have to spot them, you’ll know it then and there, anywhere. They can be your friends, or relatives or even your lovers. They will do anything to please and take a little advantage out of you, and then might just kick you off. Aaw did that hurt ? That’s how they’ll react and laugh out loud on you when you are to favour them.

This kind of breed is of a selfish, shallow and  greedy sort of a person. They will take favours out of you by licking your ass. MIND YOU ALL I WROTE THAT, AND YOU KNOW IT. They will be walking behind you only like a cute puppy dog and will wag their tales, smile sweetly and will obey all your crap. But the moment you are done with it, ‘Boooooooom!’ 

So now you know what you have to do when you get surrounded with such a breed of people. You can say it loud while you are done reading mine.

‘Hell Yeah ! We need to cut short their human race’

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