THE TRIBUTE !

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Why ? Do we miss the person, who  messed with us the most ?!
For all those times when we cried over and killed ourselves (imaginarily), where were these little scoundrels to rescue or just be a little supportive.

Well, it’s not like that they never had feelings for us but then we had built in a stronger feeling for them. We started imagining having babies with them. CRAP !! They took your idea and landed it in a bin and kicked you out of the doorways of their airline, saying ‘This service shall be prohibitted for this jerk’. And obviously it shall be.

Coming back to the moments and bitter-sweet relationships. Yeah, we will alway miss them, the good or the bad part but they were a part of our lives.
Obviously, the jerk gave you memories to laugh upon.. You can totally recall all the stupidities you did then and work on how could you make things better in present. Take it as a worthwhile experience and trust me that jerk would still be a jerk only.

All hail to the jerks in life ! Thanks for treating me that way. I’d learnt to be better and bolder ! 

My tribute ! Haha ! :*

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THE TERRIBLE TWOS AND MARRIAGE !

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The terrible institution of marriage tells us how beautifully two souls can spend their life together with a happy ending !
And to my surprise I haven’t seen a single married couple yet being as happy as in those television endorsements and shows. Where has the love perished ? Or never existed in the first place.

You know this whole institution of marriage is like a business. You are shown the benefits in the beginning but as you continue moving ahead the partner always bugs you with his/her tensions and later it leads to the divide and rule method. Now, many of you would disagree with me on this as you may still be going strong so God Bless You.
But I am still not convinced with the idea of marriage, what is the need of getting married and then just surving through each day ?
Like a contract we are signed to perform and if the performance is less appreciated things get over.

And now we have some of them, who enjoy such moments. Small fights are needed to spice up the married life and then comes the baby and then the wife becomes that one monotonous dish which once used to be your favorite and not just in the case of men, women too share the stage in competing.

Support, love, care and bullshit. We know we’ll continue fighting yet we are together because in the end we are well aware of the fact that we cannot do without each other and a marriage needs two people to run the business for a higher rate of success. We might not even see the fact that we are no more interested in each other but still we will go on. Because in the end it’s WE. And we are bound to stay strong. πŸ™‚

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THAT’S YOUR CALL : CHEERS !

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LET’S PARTY !
Because, there will be a lot of turbulent situation in life where you might want to give up on everything, stand still and cry hard.

The famous time game ! Aren’t we already aware about it ? Being fooled and then leading nowhere is what hurts the most. They are here to teach us some good lessons, but are we ready to heal and seal the deal with a thumbs up ? It is all about our outlook about it and how positive we take it, how simple things are and how spicy we can make them taste.

What it is today, won’t stay tomorrow and the untold future would never be revealed so soon. That’s what the irony is. “when life kicks you, only time has the permission to heal you ! Take it easy, says time, but life makes a deal and marks it real !”

So now you know how to utilize those lemons in future ! πŸ˜€

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FAREWELL 2013 … !

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2013 : The milestone year it was !

Many things got changed and all of them changed me. Most of them made me learn alot and the least was yet unseen.

You see, it’s not just about the relationship or how successful it was or could be, it is about that how much efforts you had put in for it to work, unknowingly how much they adored all efforts which you were a part of.
How many times that you tried to save it the best way and yet got thrashed away by the person you’ve been trying all this for ! With me it happened all the time, till I was there in that mud puddle, fighting and yet not winning.

At last you stop trying, leave them alone and walk out kicking their balls off because you are tired of getting re-used !

Coming back to the point, 2013 : You gave me loads of lessons to work up on and more than that you made me patient and strong alltogether. You taught me to let go things after trying a lot, made it even hard to believe many times. This year was a wrecked record and so here I say goodbye and welcome 2014 with all smiles !

Farewell bitch ! Farewell ! πŸ˜€

Happy New Year everyone ! :*

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EXPERIMENT YOURSELF .. !

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Times, when you realise that everyone around you is getting serious in life, either worked up or serving as an intern. Even those with whom you had spent all those wonderful days of your life roaming around in serenity and idle times. Oh, this thought of being busy and serious gives me a shiver at times. That how all of a sudden life is going to be a serious affair and no more a place of having fun. But, would it effect everyone ? (ofcourse, it would).

How about a little ease at everything, every work and stress? I honestly don’t remember when was the last time I made it sound like a happy vacation with just a time period of relaxation and no work load, no rush and nothing to worry about. This happens with every single human on earth.
It’s obvious and important to get serious after a period of time, after all everybody wants to get settled in life and need a good amount to handle them later in life.

But would those fun moment be back ever ? Ever thought of missing a meeting or an interview and going for an adventure road trip with old school friends and giving up on an urgent assignment and loosing up a little with you dear ones over a coffee. We don’t look around, how stiff we have become that we’ve started forgetting to spend some good times with our people. Just like ever noticed people quoting on someone younger’s death “oh he died so early, he had a whole LONG life in front of him to achieve and accomplish” (no offence here), if he had a whole LONG life then how do we have a shorter one ? He wasn’t the only blessed one. Anyway, the point here is that, how we utilize our lives.

No matter how spoiled we are, or how many blunders we have done and will continue, we always have a chance secured to overcome. If we can be better anyday then why can’t we be ridiculous and improve a littler later. Come on, ladies and gentlemen we are here to experiment in life and be flexible. Let us all try being worst and wonderful together. πŸ™‚

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LIFE AS I KNOW IT… !

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“Life as I know it,
Love as I’ve seen it,
Power as I’ve built it,
And, all these moments, as I’ve felt it(them) !

It will always take us much time to reveal,
After seeing with what we have to deal…
Sometimes, surviving just on a meal,
And gradually facing the most possible phase which is real.. ”

Now, grabbing experiences and talking about it with people is not the only thing to transform yourself into a ‘guru’ and make them learn from your instances. They don’t need that, but you do. You need to realise your own goals and priorities in life, the people you want to move on with or in !

To accomplish and to be accomplished are two different state, in order to feel stuffed even if you are empty. The experiences which you have gathered till now are to make you strong and to push you ahead every now and then. They keep on making your inner core strong and you stronger.

All those best ‘things’ which you thought were the best for you till now were never the ultimate ones. Moments which are to come yet will be the best ones of your life. A new born child and a new job profile are the ultimate happiness, and see they are not the ‘things’ but a reality you’ll always live.

Make world a better place to live,
And, life a better entertainer…
Be a good audience and a strong critic,
And, let those experiences be the trainer !

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THE UNCONDITIONAL COMPANIONSHIP..!

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Note To Friendship, From a friend for a friend !
Isn’t it the best feeling of having someone near you to support you in every wrong you do, to make them right, to tell you where you need to improve and to make you stronger than ever. Who doesn’t feel like having a ‘Friend’ ? Ofcourse everyone wants their enemies to be closer but their best friends to ne the closest. And why just a best friend ? Have as many as you can, make them all your closest so that you don’t need those enemies to be closer but just a loser.

The unconditional friendship/companionship needs everything to be put in to make a stronger bond. It takes your patience, your time, your wicked mind – and that’s how we become the same kind. They will take all your shit for hours, will listen to your break – up story for like hundred times and still would be like, “honey you gotta be strong, that person was a jerk and you are above that all, I am with you.” The ultimate relief of listening “I am with you” from a friend is like finding oasis in desert. When you are completely broken, hopeless and ungreatful towards life, they are the ones to make you smile. They are the friends you have, the ones you share your secrets with, the ones you feel safe with and the ones you would wanna go crazy all because they don’t judge you.

Friends are for life, the best thing you can do to yourself is making someone your closest companion and laughing your ass off with them as much as you want. They will teach you to be mature and they’ll pull your leg while you try to be one.

Gladly, I have got a whole bunch of craziness packed in all of them.
I love my friends,
Till the end.

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Let’s Gain Together ! :D

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Now, how many of us really know about the perfect size ? Leave the people belonging to the fashion industry, is there any other vote to be counted ? No !

Well, talking about sizes and the perfect one has always been a much heated and a popular agenda since beginning. The self consciousness which is taking the “figure” of awareness is a positive thing with loads of negatives.
Note this .. “that sipping coffee, with glasses on and writing doesn’t make me an accompalished writer just like, being slim with no meat on, doesn’t make you a super model” it certainly won’t work ever ! If I am not supposed to comment on the other person’s writing skills then how are you supposed to pass any sort of offensive remarks ? Oh, I know that “I am just being a critic” formula applied everywhere. Even if you are one, kindly respect the other person’s feelings towards your not so sarcastic joke which was to be taken lightly(according to you).

Now, coming up on the picture above which says “I Think It’s Time For Change, Magazines Should Be Filled With Models Of Different Sizes.” Absolutely darling, the curves are much in and needed. Atleast be a little soft to the boys little Miss Bones, in that context. Haha, oh you didn’t get my humour ? Well, it’s for the people who are “Healthy”, “Fat”, “Chubby’ and “Meaty” (my version). Everyone loves meat god dammit only dogs hog around with bones.
So all you need is to stay a little fit in context of your sugar and blood pressure controls, else is a bang on.

It is not your fault to be a gainer instead of a “loser” ! You just love food, we all love food and it’s the best.

So from now on if someone comments on your extra muscles just show them a little bit of it and let them faint down.

Jingle bells Jingle bells, Pringles all the way ! Ho ho ho !

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EXAM TIME PRESSURE COOKER .. !

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Just when I thought that I’ll try my best to enjoy the forthcoming winters, I am greeted well by my ‘DATE-SHEET’  not to treat me well.
Aah, why always this happens ? Like hasn’t it already been happening with us since school time ! Happily crashing our dream holidays and killing our mood to death royally, and guess what they enjoy doing it (Those jealous education system holders).
This is extremly heartbreaking to suffer with the pain and pressure of exams throughtout the winters. Oh, how ? I’ll tell you now… First half gets wasted while we are representing ourselves as good actors by just opening up the book and looking there somewhere in between with a strained vision, that’s where our innocent parents gets trapped and the Second half in the waiting for the damn result which we don’t even want to recieve. I mean come on, do we really need to know what did we score ? Not at all buddy, so keep the useless sheet with you only and let’s settle down the matter right there only.

You see, many of us should agree to this, that exam strains are really a pain and I wish we had a system for them to get removed but let’s not get so optimistic amd imaginary.

At the end of the day we know where this story is going to end and how are we going to suffer these winters… Some part shivering and some part getting scared.

Happy winters ! πŸ™‚

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LET’S MAINTAIN SOME DISTANCE !

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READ IT LOUD, WHAT’S WRITTEN IN THE PICTURE ! Yes, exactly you read it right. Do I look like I care if you even exist anymore my not so ‘dear friend’. So shut up and listen to what I have to say.

How many times have we all been stuck with such people who just know to lick your paw and piss you off. That’s the exact breed of people I am talking about the ones ‘please stay away’Β  type. They are in a huge amount and can be easily spotted . Hah, wait you don’t have to spot them, you’ll know it then and there, anywhere. They can be your friends, or relatives or even your lovers. They will do anything to please and take a little advantage out of you, and then might just kick you off. Aaw did that hurt ? That’s how they’ll react and laugh out loud on you when you are to favour them.

This kind of breed is of a selfish, shallow andΒ  greedy sort of a person. They will take favours out of you by licking your ass. MIND YOU ALL I WROTE THAT, AND YOU KNOW IT. They will be walking behind you only like a cute puppy dog and will wag their tales, smile sweetly and will obey all your crap. But the moment you are done with it, ‘Boooooooom!’Β 

So now you know what you have to do when you get surrounded with such a breed of people. You can say it loud while you are done reading mine.

‘Hell Yeah ! We need to cut short their human race’

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